Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Frosting

Time to draw a picture of your favourite roof or ceiling!
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Monday, October 30, 2006

Crumpets

Don't worry. Benson doesn't even know what a crumpet is. He definitely won't use one to assassinate President Kennedy.
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Friday, October 27, 2006

Alcoholics Anonymous

Who drinks? Balloonhead? Oh yeah, he drinks a lot.
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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Ovulate?

If only Balloonhead knew that he can ovulate. We built him that way. Oh well.
Posted by tritbaumber at 8:42 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Bunk Beds

I don't know what he's so excited about. Every piece of furniture in Benson's house is bunk furniture.
Posted by tritbaumber at 3:47 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

iPods

You wanna buy an iPod? Meet me on Hanover Street at 7 tonight. I have iPods.
Posted by tritbaumber at 2:47 AM 0 comments

Monday, October 23, 2006

An Honest Man

Who sharpens pencils in heaven? That guy with a moustache who smells like ArmorAll.
Posted by tritbaumber at 3:44 AM 0 comments

Friday, October 20, 2006

eBay

Diagram sourced from Introduction to Diametrics by L. Ron Hubbard.
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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Fords

Rocket-powered super sleds!
Posted by tritbaumber at 4:19 AM 1 comments

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Meet George Grimble

The $5 sign costs $4.
Posted by tritbaumber at 5:45 AM 1 comments

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Benson In Space

Barely a day goes by when I don't imagine what it would be like to shoot Benson into space. 2006: A Benson Odyssey is what I'd call it.
Posted by tritbaumber at 5:54 AM 0 comments

Monday, October 16, 2006

Before and After

Really, it's Thumby's adenoids. You can't see it from a photo.
Posted by tritbaumber at 4:33 AM 0 comments

Friday, October 13, 2006

The Gallery

If you would like to see chicken dung in yoghurt cups, make sure you don't miss the thrill-a-minute motion picture, 'Zidane'.
Posted by tritbaumber at 6:08 AM 0 comments

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Headphones!

Infected nails, saltwater pails, Donald n' Dales.
Posted by tritbaumber at 5:22 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Stork

There's a light that shines on Benson and that stork. A light of love.
Posted by tritbaumber at 4:33 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Benson's Angels

Farrah Fawcett provided the voices for this strip.
Posted by tritbaumber at 3:56 AM 0 comments

Monday, October 09, 2006

Bensonart

The character in Benson's novel is named Bensonart.
Posted by tritbaumber at 6:23 AM 0 comments

Friday, October 06, 2006

Bling

Bling a song of sixpence.
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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder? O yea, o yea! He's a musician.
Posted by tritbaumber at 5:29 AM 1 comments

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

What If Benson Enquired About Studying Optometry?

In real life, he did study optometry. And he loved it. Loved it!!
Posted by tritbaumber at 5:28 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Hot Bath

Benson soaks in a hot bath. XXX Photos!
Posted by tritbaumber at 5:53 AM 0 comments

Monday, October 02, 2006

The Benson Sex Survey

The Benson Sex Survey is ratified by the United Nations of Funk.
Posted by tritbaumber at 8:02 AM 0 comments
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