Thursday, November 30, 2006

Swan's Birthday Party

The adult crocodile can grow to up to three swans in length. How do we know this? Did we measure swans? Yes. But did we measure crocodiles? No.
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Lessons

The true nature of karate is that it must be tuned by a professional every six months.
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Puzzle Cat

Benson's puzzle cat is loosely modelled on the mythical Ancient Greek creature the Poodleglass.
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Monday, November 27, 2006

Sparrows

The main thing to remember is that a sparrow can't hurt you if you don't believe in it.
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Friday, November 24, 2006

Pure Poppycock

The Poppycock civilisation is just one of the many about which information is currently quashed in our school systems. Stand up and fight today!
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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Wishing Well

Well, well, well. Well.
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Benson's Voice

What does anyone's voice sound like, really?
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Giant Stapler

That stapler is a local pest.
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Monday, November 20, 2006

Benson's Poem

Benson would write more poems, but he finds it hard to get access to that much rubber.
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Friday, November 17, 2006

Learn a Language!

Plaques! You'll see, they're going to be big.
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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Benson's video

This movie stars Quulie Pandrews.
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

What If Benson

Feasible combinations of corner twists are paralleled by allowable combinations of quarks and antiquarks—both corner twist and the quark/antiquark charge must total to an integer.
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Straight To Hell

In the beginning there was Joe Strummer, and there was much dancing and many signs.
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Monday, November 13, 2006

New City

Eating razor blades is the Benson-approved way of keeping a hairless epiglottis.
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Friday, November 10, 2006

Benson's Tomatoes

'Strangely enough, the first character in Fried Green Tomatoes was the cafe, and the town. I think a place can be as much a character in a novel as the people.' - Fannie Flagg
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Thursday, November 09, 2006

The Strike

He's falling through holes in the carpet, he's pushing his kids off the pulpit.
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Living Together

Protect the hive queen!
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Downloading Films

The internet is a fad and we all know it.
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Monday, November 06, 2006

Failure

The life of living is full of life.
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Friday, November 03, 2006

Lip Service

William H Macy once directed a movie called Lip Service, in which a young news reporter schemed to take over the job of a veteran news anchor whose ratings he was hired to promote.
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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Pyramid

Pyramids are the sassiest of all the ancient buildings.
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Passionate Kisses

This strip is not meant to be political, and we'll thank you to keep your nose out of other people's doghouses.
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