Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Dummy

Never buy cheap ventriloquist dummies. If the dummy is for sale cheap, it's probably a horror dummy. Think of every puppet you know: Slappy, Goosebumps, Mortimer. They're professionals. Professionals don't do horror. And kids don't do drugs.
Posted by tritbaumber at 11:42 AM 2 comments
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