tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530Fri, 18 May 2012 06:07:09 +0000Who doesn't love Benson? We'd really like to know, because those people are killing us here.http://www.bensoncomics.com/noreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)Blogger702125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-4363894374499192859Sun, 22 Apr 2012 19:30:00 +00002012-04-23T05:30:01.715+10:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pU_JmscJU5I/T5IukUZqpbI/AAAAAAAABJM/XdnK1efL6Eg/s1600/london2012.png" alt="If you get tickets to the London 2012 Olympics, can you please take a photo of the logo for me?" height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-4363894374499192859?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2012/04/london-2012.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-9130610504945814137Fri, 23 Mar 2012 05:35:00 +00002012-03-23T16:38:35.190+11:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0e9f-zFQT8o/T2wLq56mInI/AAAAAAAABH8/eAEb3GgY4ps/s1600/godexists.png" alt="Does God exist? If so, why does he allow suffering? If not, why is there Christianity? There are so many questions that even Jesus Christ himself would have trouble answering them." height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-9130610504945814137?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2012/03/blaa-zim.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-2575518372184883414Sun, 26 Feb 2012 18:30:00 +00002012-02-27T05:30:01.737+11:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yuDeoSEbcro/T0mDDquWo6I/AAAAAAAABHs/tSxAJGW_swY/s1600/barbarabusiness.png" alt="Get business tips from the very tip of the business tip iceberg! Barbara Business will set you straight in all ways but one! (And that one way is the one you want to keep, trust me.)" height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-2575518372184883414?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2012/02/barbara-business.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-5375095597925203127Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:01:00 +00002012-01-29T15:22:09.946+11:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KBlGnGVeHCI/TyTJT-uGW2I/AAAAAAAABHc/mtYpTOa4Bv4/s1600/foofy.png" alt="Why is Blanka such a macho name, which Blanca is so feminine? The answer lies in your local arcade. Whether you're a street fighter or a Vincent Vega, just trying to get by, throw your Xbox in a river and join us, fellow foofy one." height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-5375095597925203127?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2012/01/foofy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-3275955851673615394Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:42:00 +00002011-12-29T11:51:07.934+11:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-halF9AfNvLo/Tvu3sL2H9MI/AAAAAAAABGc/sGJNPgiHfmU/s1600/ventriloquistsdummy.png" alt="Never buy cheap ventriloquist dummies. If the dummy is for sale cheap, it's probably a horror dummy. Think of every puppet you know: Slappy, Goosebumps, Mortimer. They're professionals. Professionals don't do horror. And kids don't do drugs." height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-3275955851673615394?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/12/dummy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-5750508970578320671Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-11-15T05:30:00.232+11:00<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rd6tf7X386Q/TsCWV38AnnI/AAAAAAAABGE/-pgYr0dJt9M/s1600/summervisit.png" alt="When people visit us in summer we hit the heights of what can be considered high. We need air conditioning, not comics." height="256" width="800" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-5750508970578320671?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/11/summer-visits.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-5360734203414240542Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-10-21T05:30:00.264+11:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5vD_Ktl7CrQ/ToafAo-SgzI/AAAAAAAAAss/Z1d9M-pFfzM/s1600/motionhair.png" alt="Mister Motion spends some time wondering about non-surgical hair replacement. I assume it's non-surgical. I mean, it could be a transplant. Do you think that's likely? How much would something like that even cost?" height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-5360734203414240542?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/10/mister-motion-wonders.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-7590834050252016424Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-10-05T08:09:55.325+11:00<A ONMOUSEOVER='rollover.src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hyWdpfvwnNI/ToadVy15q4I/AAAAAAAAAsk/1zIMbTD72Wo/s1600/oldwivestales.png" ' ONMOUSEOUT='rollover.src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KJypbz-AaOM/ToadVllVtTI/AAAAAAAAAsc/_eeaX6RA6uc/s1600/warning.png" '><IMG SRC="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KJypbz-AaOM/ToadVllVtTI/AAAAAAAAAsc/_eeaX6RA6uc/s1600/warning.png" NAME="rollover" height=256 width=800></A><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-7590834050252016424?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/10/old-wives-tales.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-3553751255578542518Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-26T15:04:43.424+10:00<img alt="Manga Fox eaten plague of dustmites! One piece said over line to teen friend. But who? Batman online is answered, free." height="564" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q3K9W-Y3whA/ToAHX31rdaI/AAAAAAAAAOc/f0UBIt5Tb5A/s1600/evilrobotsavior.png" width="800" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-3553751255578542518?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/09/evil-robot-savior.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-8175825515158311981Sat, 27 Aug 2011 02:52:00 +00002011-09-25T19:56:54.236+10:00<img alt="By some, Amy Winehouse will be remembered for her songs, albums and lyrics. By us, she'll be remembered for this comic we made with a punchline about cakes." height="256" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fIZ5t8FlppM/Tn76wg8RwAI/AAAAAAAAALQ/G68cxnOtBEU/s1600/amywinehouse.png" width="800" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-8175825515158311981?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/08/mourning-amy-winehouse.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-1747056305053305590Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T19:58:46.844+10:00<img 800"="" alt="The great churches and cathedrals of Europe, and of southern Spain in particular, are famous for being in places like Granada and Sevilla. If they weren't in places like that, they wouldn't be famous for it. Do you take my point? It's a subtle one, so I'll continue. Some cathedrals are in places like Toledo, and Santiago, and Madrid. Some aren't. But some are, and that's what I'm talking about. Salamanca. Segovia. Moorish. Moreish. I think I've said enough. (It will never be enough!)" height="256" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-enm0GaEg1Rg/Tn77HxjZq8I/AAAAAAAAALY/tQPcREboToU/s1600/spanishcathedrals.png width=" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-1747056305053305590?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/08/spanish-cathedrals.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-342004501927550611Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:35:14.782+10:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q-fNCpt5yFM/Tn8fyXrqpzI/AAAAAAAAAN0/vz-qefG6-7w/s1600/cats%2526sex.gif" alt="Although I have to admit, that video of the crazy neutered cat attacking that sick cat while it's sneezing is better than sex." width="800" height="256" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-342004501927550611?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/07/cats-sex.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-1503076444773152Mon, 11 Jul 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:36:11.198+10:00<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--lrkSyp3gsk/Tn8fyssbPPI/AAAAAAAAAN8/xB7Yc4nWBnY/s1600/hobbitjoke.gif" alt="Let's all just pretend for a moment that a hobbit joke is exactly what you wanted to hear when you woke up this morning. You said to yourself 'Now, Frodo Baggins, the only thing that could Bilbo up this day is a good bit of hobbit humour, preferably something concerning claymation. Let's have at it!' That's how hobbits speak." height="256" width="800" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-1503076444773152?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/07/i-dont-know-what-does-he-use.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-6913285376887308870Mon, 27 Jun 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:39:12.055+10:00<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3x5fAEkSKZ0/Tn8fokBWAvI/AAAAAAAAANM/i75RYFK1gRk/s1600/cityandcountry.gif" alt="You don't have to fight a war over your country club to know that your city is on fire. Think about that. Also, think about how many people really say 'I'm going to be raped and murdered!' out loud, to themselves." height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-6913285376887308870?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/06/city-country.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-4417030843799453385Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:38:51.582+10:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JQXbDt8gyhM/Tn8fo2lLTQI/AAAAAAAAANU/2hZzHfAfaJc/s1600/youthevent.gif" alt="Let's all go to a youth event! With games, and activities, and personal development for all! This is not me speaking; I have been taken hostage by someone who may or may not be Christian. Please help." height="256" width="800"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-4417030843799453385?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/06/youth-event.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-8427434140414532495Mon, 30 May 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:39:35.487+10:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jGqbyQKIZrs/Tn8fp3kTllI/AAAAAAAAANs/GvFhhR-MtiU/s1600/oldladyhelp.gif" alt="Read about the Socratic problem at your local library. It's interesting!" height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-8427434140414532495?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/05/socratic-problem.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-7001356171774870583Thu, 19 May 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:38:23.389+10:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gY6PXjmhfA0/Tn8fpu-lSpI/AAAAAAAAANc/KgmS-wXQUUc/s1600/brokenwindow.gif" alt="Window Of Blame is soon going to be a movie starring Matt Damon and Gene Hackman." height=564 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-7001356171774870583?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/05/window-of-blame.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-5806859671888787809Mon, 02 May 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:40:38.287+10:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0oCUoN7HttE/Tn8fied5ITI/AAAAAAAAAMs/L-H-PpPGBKk/s1600/gender.gif" alt="It takes bravery to be this stupid." height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-5806859671888787809?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/05/many-splintered-id.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-6109388283970278855Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:37:44.355+10:00<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ImNixAKx_R4/Tn8fpxjWx7I/AAAAAAAAANk/7IzsZtZeAPc/s1600/gotopark.gif" alt="Going To The Park To Meet Girls is a film that Frank Sinatra refused to make because his socks were itching him when it was suggested and he was feeling grumpy about that at that time." height=564 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-6109388283970278855?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/04/going-to-park-to-meet-girls.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-6195185598709648477Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:40:25.018+10:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XRD5LvPKI48/Tn8fiki56bI/AAAAAAAAAM0/0As-pPqzS40/s1600/snowboarding.gif" alt="This has been the greatest snowboarding weekend ever, except for last weekend, is a much more straightforward conversation to be having." height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-6195185598709648477?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/04/greatest-snowboarding-weekend-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-7973864153996651046Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:41:00.619+10:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mHWqn0GyfnM/Tn8ficltGNI/AAAAAAAAAMk/DGEOSzAKStA/s1600/electronictreatise.gif" alt="If you've seen the film 'Black Swan' you've already read this strip, and in Natalie Portman's voice. I'd rather watch 'Goodfellas' again." height=564 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-7973864153996651046?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/04/bleep-bloop.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-646037069111361066Mon, 14 Mar 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:40:10.431+10:00<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1fKb3PyPNDE/Tn8fiiPbtfI/AAAAAAAAAM8/skMz3ACEoow/s1600/adamsnake.gif" alt="It wouldn't be Benson History Month without an actual factual historical tale from the realness of reality!" height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-646037069111361066?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/03/in-gadda-da-vida.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-6355256966794607016Thu, 20 Jan 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:41:41.753+10:00<img height="564" alt="So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AGkMJPDVBQs/Tn8fi8qkiNI/AAAAAAAAANE/BtTxfwVBcRA/s1600/waternothin.gif" width="800" /><br /><BR>&nbsp;<BR><br /><img height="604" alt="Well, this is kind of it. The site will be here, so if we come up with a truly brilliant strip, we'll pop it up. But our 5 years of regular updates have come to an end. A big thank you to all our readers - the site couldn't have lasted as long as it has without you. This is the most fully-realised project we've ever worked on and gives us pride in our innards. Look out for new projects from Durston & Baumber, together or individually. And we'll do the same for you. (Especially you, Anonymous.) Peace." src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3wevgb9Ho00/Tn7-Rx14_FI/AAAAAAAAALg/mb33Odtxcv4/s1600/Certificate.jpg" width="800" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-6355256966794607016?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/01/swimming-out-into-wide-blue-ocean.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-4163059990415116459Mon, 17 Jan 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:41:58.098+10:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_x3Bp7kaIqU/Tn8fcoLF5VI/AAAAAAAAAMU/KKCsZXEZ7XY/s1600/motionpilot.gif" alt="Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas gas? In The Air Tonight? Nah, we chose the right songs." height=256 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-4163059990415116459?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/01/lol-cost-airlines.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25005530.post-1595108772061269691Thu, 13 Jan 2011 18:30:00 +00002011-09-25T22:37:20.093+10:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CkMZHpnz29w/Tn8fcsDlwjI/AAAAAAAAAMc/wsDPngxLnqQ/s1600/roger.gif" alt="There is no similarity between anyone this strip and anything in this universe. And you can take that to Goldman Sachs with a barrel of silver foxes." height=564 width=800><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25005530-1595108772061269691?l=www.bensoncomics.com' alt='' /></div>http://www.bensoncomics.com/2011/01/doodle-dandy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Tristram Baumber)0